rtfm(1)	             UNIX Programmer's Manual             rtfm(1)	


NAME
    rtfm - read the fucking manual

SYNOPSIS
    rtfm

DESCRIPTION
    Used when lazy people ask stupid questions.  Normally cried out in vain.

OPTIONS
    None, you have to read the manual for an answer.

FILES
    /dev/null

ENVIRONMENT
    Any.

SEE ALSO
    man(1), rtfm(2)

DIAGNOSTICS
    This is itself a diagnostic.  Since you are reading this, you are getting the idea.

BUGS
    Ha!

Revised from material found at Oliver Schade's site